Slightly Sexist Money Jokes
– although vaguely amusing…
A successful man is
one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is
one who can find such a man.
I got you brand new phone directories for the holidays.My wife’s purse
was stolen the other day.
It had all
her credit cards in it.
I was going to report it
but the thief
was spending less than she was!
My wife and I have
a joint account.
I deposit money
and she withdraws it.
Daddy, how much
does it cost to get married?
I don’t know, son,
I’m still paying for it!
Do you love me
just because my daddy
left me a fortune?
Not at all, darling.
I would love you
no matter who left you the money!
This is us.When is a man worth a Euro?
When he pushes
a shopping trolley
in the supermarket.